Will Gladly Pay For The Lip Toupee

| Working | August 2, 2014

(I am working in the box office, sporting a nicely waxed handle-bar moustache. A couple of older ladies come to buy tickets to a movie.)

Lady #1: *to me* “Do you have a senior discount?”

Lady #2: *to Lady #1* “They don’t have a senior discount. [Other Theater] has a senior discount.”

Me: But [Other Theater] doesn’t have me.”

Lady #2: “Are you worth the extra $5?”

Me: *pointing to my moustache* “The moustache alone is worth the extra $5.”

(Both ladies walked into the show smiling.)

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