Will Call Out An A-Pee-B On Her

, , , , | Right | October 8, 2019

Employee #1: “Hey, remember that woman we wouldn’t do EBT for?”

Me: “Yes…”

Employee #1: “She’s peeing on the sidewalk out front.”

Employee #2: *walking in from a delivery* “Hey, some lady is poppin’ a squat out front.”

(I went outside to investigate. By the time I got out there, she was jumping in the car — where her young child was waiting — and trying to pull out of the parking lot. I pretended to try to obtain her license plate number, causing her to reverse all the way down the parking lot and pull out as fast as possible, nearly taking out another car.)

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