Will Be Saying Bye Bye Baby In June

(I am applying for a temporary office position. I am seven months pregnant and wearing an obvious maternity outfit. The interviewer is a young man.)

Interviewer: “You do realize that this is only a temporary position.”

Me: “Well, yes. I can only work until about the second week of June anyway.”

Interviewer: “Why, what will be happening in June?”

Me: *pointing down at abdomen* “This is happening.”

Interviewer: “Um, what?…”

(I did eventually get through to him that I was pregnant, and I did get the job!)