Will Be Muted For The Rest Of The Day

(I go to introduce a new hire to a coworker. The coworker in question has a Bluetooth headset in.)

Me: “Are you on a call?”

Coworker #1: “Yes, but I’m on mute and it’s a pointless call anyway.”

(From across the office another coworker calls out:)

Coworker #2: “You’re not on mute.”