Will Be Getting A ‘P’ Grade

| Related | May 8, 2014

(My parents and I have just gotten home.)

Mom: “[My Name], go do your homework.”

Me: “I gotta pee.”

Mom: “Pee while doing your homework.”

Me: “Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.”

Mom: “… Pee on your homework?”

Me: “Is it bad that I was thinking that, too?”

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