Will Be Getting A ‘P’ Grade
(My parents and I have just gotten home.)
Mom: “[My Name], go do your homework.”
Me: “I gotta pee.”
Mom: “Pee while doing your homework.”
Me: “Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.”
Mom: “… Pee on your homework?”
Me: “Is it bad that I was thinking that, too?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
