Will And Disgrace

| Friendly | April 23, 2014

(My roommate and I are best friends. Though we sometimes are romantic with one another, he is gay, and I’m straight. One day, I’m lying on the couch, reading an erotic book. It’s from a female’s point of view, so there are long descriptions of male assets.)

Roommate: “Hey!”

(He starts reading over my shoulder. I ignore him, and turn the page.)

Roommate: “Ahh!” *recoils in horror*

Me: “Got to the girly bits, did you?”

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