| Romantic | February 1, 2013

(My boyfriend knows a lot of trivia.)

Me: “Why are you so smart?”

Boyfriend: “I’m not, I just have a lot of knowledge. You want to know why I know so much?”

Me: “Because you-”

Boyfriend: “No, do you want to know the real reason why I know so much?”

Me: “Uh, okay?”

Boyfriend: “Because I read Wikipedia articles on my phone while I poop. And I poop a lot.”

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