Why So Seriously Considering The Cake?

(My friend is getting married and has a very dark sense of humor. He’s discussing his wedding plans with me.)

Friend: “I was thinking of having the Joker and Harley Quinn as toppers for the wedding cake, but unfortunately, the bakery didn’t have anything like that and [Fiancé] hates Harley Quinn, so I guess that’s out.”

Me: “It’s just as well. Seeing that the Joker brainwashed Harley and beats her on a regular basis, you probably don’t want to send that kind of message at your wedding.”