Why Skynet Annihilated Mankind, Vol. 1
Me: “Good morning, my name is [My Name]. May I have your name, please?”
Customer: “That stupid computer doesn’t understand a word I am saying! I hate computers!”
Me: “I’m sorry for any problems you had, sir. How can I help you today?”
Customer: “Are you a computer? You sound like a d*** computer!”
Me: *sarcastically* “Well I’m part computer, sir; my mother was a computer.”
Customer: “You’re part computer?”
Me: “Yes, sir, I am a cyborg.”
Customer: “F****** cyborgs!” *click*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
