Some Friends Have The Patience Of A Saint

(Religion tends to be a common topic among my circle of friends. We are all standing around talking and the topic of saints comes up.)

Friend #1: “What’s a saint? Are they people who work for Satan or something?”

(We all just stop and stare at him.)

Friend #2: *sarcastic* “Yeah, because they always name hospitals and churches after people who work for Satan.”

Friend #1: “Oh…”

Me: “So, let me get this straight: you have no idea what a saint is… and you’re CATHOLIC?!”

Friend #1: “I’m not a very good Catholic.”