Why Kermit Hops Away From Miss Piggy
(I fall off a ladder at work, and severely twist my ankle. Eventually, I manage to stand up, and try to hop my way to the manager. An older woman in her sixties stops me.)
Customer: “Are you okay?”
Me: “No, actually, I’ve just fallen off the ladder. I’m just trying to find my manager.”
Customer: “Oh, dear, you shouldn’t be walking on that. Here, get on my back. I’ll give you a piggy back ride.”
Me: “Umm… that’s nice of you, but I can just hop over there.”
(As I’m hopping away…)
Customer: “LET ME GIVE YOU A PIGGY BACK RIDE!”
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