Why Guidance Counselors Shouldn’t Drink
(I am running a bocce ball tournament, and this guest starts talking to me while I am trying to watch the game and keep score.)
Guest: “You make a lot of money?”
Me: “I make enough.”
Guest: “You know, strippers make a lot of money. I heard of one who makes a thousand dollars a night.”
Me: “Wow.”
Guest: “How old are you?”
Me: “18.”
Guest: “Yeah, you should start now, before s*** starts to sag.”
Me: “…thanks for the advice.”
Guest: “No problem.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.