Why Didn’t You Just Name Him [Middle Name]?
One of my uncles goes by his middle name, except with his wife. My aunt calls him by his first name, instead, and she’s the only one who does; it’s almost like her equivalent of calling him “Darling” or “Honey.”
One family Thanksgiving, a few months after my aunt and uncle get married, I overhear this bit of conversation between my grandmother (my uncle’s mom) and my uncle. I think it isn’t the first time they’ve had this discussion.
Grandmother: “I just don’t understand, [Uncle’s Middle Name]. Why does [Aunt] say [Uncle’s First Name] instead of [Uncle’s Middle Name]?”
Uncle: “That’s just what she likes to do.”
Grandmother: “But no one else does. Why does she call you [Uncle’s First Name]?”
Uncle: *Slightly exasperated* “Because that’s what you named me, Mom.”
It’s been years, and I have yet to hear my grandmother bring up the topic again!