Why Barkeeps Should Rule The World
Customer: “How much is Bud Light?”
Bartender: “$3.75.”
Customer: “Well, how much is Miller Light?”
Bartender: “$3.75.”
Customer: “D***! What’s the cheapest thing you got in here?!”
Bartender: “YOU!”
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