Whole Class Is On A Whole Lot Of Acid
(My chemistry class are studying acids and bases. We’ve just finished covering acids so we’re revising for the last 15 minutes of the class. My class has a system that if we are asked a question requiring multiple answers our class goes around in a certain order due to the small size of our class, nine students.)
Teacher: “So you will need to know three examples of a weak acid and three examples of a strong acid. Also formulas are a must. [Student #1], start us off. Weak acids first then strong acids.”
Student #1: “Formic acid, formula is HCOOH.”
Student #2: “CH3COOH, which is acetic acid.”
Student #3: “Hydrofluoric acid, which has the formal of HF.”
Student#4: “Hydrochloric acid, HCl.”
Student #5: “H2SO4, sulphuric acid.”
Me: *muttering under my breath* “F***, I was gonna say that!”
Teacher: “[My Name] do you have an example of a strong acid?”
Me: *having a complete mind blank* “Er… LSD?”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?