Whoever Said Easter Isn’t Egg-citing Is Hopping Mad
(This happens around Easter. A man in an Easter Bunny suit comes riding a unicycle into the parking lot and enters the shop.)
Me: “Hey there, Easter Bunny!”
Easter Bunny: “Donuts? Sick! I’ll have three strawberry, three cherry, and three blueberry, glazed, and with frosting and sprinkles!”
Me: *hands him the bag* “Anything else?”
Easter Bunny: “Nah! Donuts! Sick!”
(The Easter Bunny suddenly SLAMMED his head on the counter, which would have been quite painful if not for the headpiece on his costume. An egg rolled out seemingly from nowhere and onto the counter. He walked out without another word, hopped onto his unicycle, and rode off. The egg contained exact change—plus a labeled five-dollar tip!)
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