Whoever Did That Had The Breast Of Intentions

I’m working the customer service and assistance desk. A woman with a fussy baby walks over.

Customer: “What’s the code to the breastfeeding room? It looks like there was a sign, but it fell off.”

Me: “Okay, I’ll get someone to check on that. I can look up the code from here, though. It’s…”

I pause.

Customer: “It’s what?”

Me: “8008.”

Customer: “…seriously?”

Me: “Hey, I’m new here. It wasn’t me.”

Customer: “At least I won’t forget it!”