Who Wears It Breast?

(I have recently bought a Hogwarts logo tee from a clothing retailer; stupidly, I only tried it on when I got home, and found that it was an inch shorter in the torso than I usually like to wear. It’s later the same day, and my boyfriend marches into the kitchen wearing it. Note that he’s about an inch shorter than me and somewhat skinnier, though we have the same body-frame.)

Me: “How does this look better on you than me?!”

Boyfriend: “It’s because you have boobs, dear.”

(His logic can’t really be faulted…)