Who Needs Math When You Can Sue

| | Right | October 28, 2007

Pizza Customer: “I ordered a pizza: half pepperoni, half sausage … and half plain.”

Me: “Lady, there’s only two halves in a whole.”

Pizza Customer: “I know there are only two halves in a whole! I’m a lawyer; this treatment is unfair and I demand satisfaction!”

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