Who Needs Math When You Can Sue

, | | Right | October 28, 2007

Pizza Customer: “I ordered a pizza: half pepperoni, half sausage… and half plain.”

Me: “Lady, there’s only two halves in a whole.”

Pizza Customer: “I know there are only two halves in a whole! I’m a lawyer; this treatment is unfair and I demand satisfaction!”

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  • Denton Young

    I proclaim her to be an ass-half. It would take two of her to make an asshole.

    • Ozzlik

      I do believe she is actually half ass half b**ch.

  • Trillium

    “Look here, sir. This half of pizza is pepperoni, another one is sausage. Is that correct?”
    “Yes…”
    “Now let’s change perspective. This side of pizza has toppings, the other side is bare dough, so it is ultimately plain. Since sides are of equal size, they are essentially halves. Enjoy!”

  • Siirenias

    I accept your challenge. Brick bracks at dawn, at 100 paces.