Who Needs Math When You Can Sue
Pizza Customer: “I ordered a pizza: half pepperoni, half sausage… and half plain.”
Me: “Lady, there are only two halves in a whole.”
Pizza Customer: “I know there are only two halves in a whole! I’m a lawyer; this treatment is unfair and I demand satisfaction!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.