Who Needs Five Gold Rings?
(I already know I am getting a ring for Christmas, but decided to tease my boyfriend when we went to see Santa at Santa’s Grotto.)
Santa: “And what do you want for Christmas?”
Me: “A ring! But, I’ll settle for coffee.”
Santa: “Um…” *to my boyfriend* “Did I get you in trouble?”
Boyfriend: “It’s okay, the ring’s in my pocket. I just haven’t given it to her yet.”
Santa: “Merry Christmas, then!”
(We proposed to each other later that day.)