Who Needs Five Gold Rings?

(I already know I am getting a ring for Christmas, but decided to tease my boyfriend when we went to see Santa at Santa’s Grotto.)

Santa: “And what do you want for Christmas?”

Me: “A ring! But, I’ll settle for coffee.”

Santa: “Um…” *to my boyfriend* “Did I get you in trouble?”

Boyfriend: “It’s okay, the ring’s in my pocket. I just haven’t given it to her yet.”

Santa: “Merry Christmas, then!”

(We proposed to each other later that day.)