Who Knows What’s Slytherin In Your Home?

| Romantic | May 5, 2014

(We just came home after shopping. I’m a huge Harry Potter fan.)

Boyfriend: *screams and uses a spatula to kill a small roach*

Me: “What happened?!”

Boyfriend: “Bug… Do you know how many roaches you have?!”

Me: “No… Do you?”

Boyfriend: “We have two.”

Me: “Did you name them?”

Boyfriend: “Yeah! Named them Fred and George!”

Me: “What? Why?”

Boyfriend: “’Cuz one of them is gonna be dead soon!”

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