Who Doesn’t Love A Good Book Burning?
I am behind the tills at a bookstore. A few schoolchildren from a high school come in and look around dizzily. I realise they’re with a teacher and have come from a trip.
Me: “Welcome to [Bookstore]; can I help you?”
Girl #1: “Yeah, where is Fifty Shades of Grey?”
Teacher: “[Girl #1]! You are not old enough for that!”
Me: “It’s okay.” *To the girl* “I’m sorry, but you have to be over eighteen to buy it.”
They leave. Then, [Girl #2] and [Girl #3] come up.
Girl #3: “Has the Hunger Games number two, like, got any sex in it?”
Me: *Bewildered* “No.”
Girl #3: “Can we have it, then?”
Girl #2: “I thought all books had sex in them now. Why are we buying it?”
[Girl #3] shushes her as they take the book from a pile on the side, pay for it, and go.
They giggle as they go. A few minutes later, the fire alarm goes off. After the children and the other customers and employees are evacuated, and a small fire is put out by firemen, one finds that a book in the garbage bin started it. It was coated in nail polish, shoved in with newspapers, and set alight. I recognise it as the book the girls brought.
Me: “Those girls set it on fire!”
Teacher: *To the girls* “IS THIS TRUE?”
Girl #3: “Well, it was a dumb book! And there’s no sex in it!”
Fireman: “What?!”
Girl #3: “And anyway, it’s a stupid book. Who cares? Everyone who actually isn’t a dork uses Kindle!”
Fireman: “Even if that is true, young lady, you began a fire in a public area, with people inside! You are so lucky the fire didn’t get more serious. You’re under grounds for prosecution!”
The girls are sent away in a police car. The next day, one of the other students from the school comes in. I prepare myself for more trouble, but she asks…
Girl #4: “Can I get a copy of TimeRiders?”
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