Who Can Math Before Coffee?
(I’m a flight attendant. I ask a passenger what she wants to drink.)
Passenger: “Coffee… black with two sugars, please.”
(I repeat it back to confirm and she nods. I hand her a coffee with two sugar packets on the side.)
Passenger: *as she takes it from me* “Two more sugars, please.”
Me: “Oh, sorry, I thought you said two.”
Passenger: “I did. But when I said two I really mean four.”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?