Can’t Fall Far Enough Away From The Tree
High School | Related
| November 3, 2015
(I have a very common last name. I also have seemingly hundreds of cousins, most of whom live close by and I have never met. I am walking down the hall when I am approached by a guy:)
Him: “Hey, how’s it going?”
Me: “It’s pretty good, you?”
Him: “Good, good. Look, I have been wanting to ask you if you would go to the movies with me or something?”
Me: “Not a chance.”
Him: “Wow. That’s just rude.”
Me: “You’re John [Last Name]. I’m Jane [Last Name]. My dad is Dave [Last Name].”
Him: “Oh, my god, crazy Uncle Dave? You’re my cousin!”
Me: “Yup, and I am not quite country enough for this.”
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