Whipped
Customer: “Can I get a pumpernickel bagel and a plain bagel in a bag?”
(I get him his bagels. He looks at the bag with a wistful expression.)
Customer: “Pumpernickel bagel.”
Me: “Yep.”
Customer: “Keeps the peace at home, you know?”
Me: “Um, sure.”
Customer: “Really does. Twenty-three… no, thirty-four years of marriage and it’s come to this. Pumpernickel bagel.”
Me: “…”
Customer: “Pumpernickel… bagel.” *leaves*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
