While You Were Sleeping
(I’ve recently started taking the pill, which has made me take a nap every day. My boyfriend has come over.)
Me: *wakes up* “Oh my God! I was asleep for 2 hours! Why didn’t you wake me up?”
Boyfriend: “I like it when you’re asleep. Iit’s easier to deal with you!”
Me: “But I’m asleep; you don’t have to!”
Boyfriend: “Exactly, I get all the snuggles without the attitude!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?