While We’re At It, Let’s Find Your Lost Marbles Too

(I’m a cashier at a grocery story and recently lost my voice. I just cashed out the following customer…)

Customer, to supervisor: “She was very rude! She didn’t speak to me once during the order!”

Supervisor: “I apologize for the inconvenience, ma’am, but this cashier has lost her voice.”

Customer: *totally serious* “Oh. Are you looking for it?”