Which Is The Grate-est

| FL, USA | Working | September 16, 2013

Me: “What about that four-cheese Italian blend?”

Employee: “What would you like to know about it?”

Me: “What four cheeses are in it?”

Employee: “Let’s see there’s: Asiago, Parmesan, Romano and American.”

Me: “That sounds good; give me half a pound of that.”

Employee: “Y’know, I don’t get why they call it an Italian blend if it has American in it.”

Me: “Hmm…”

Employee: “It should have provolone instead. Provolone is the best cheese there is.”

Me: “I like cheddar the best, personally.”

Employee: “No, provolone is way better. Other cheeses leave anonymous hate messages on provolone’s Facebook page because they’re jealous.”

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