Where’s Wallet?

(I’m watching a guy in front of me in line during this one. He’s wearing cargo pants, with tons of pockets.)

Cashier: “…and that will be $27.10.”

Customer: “Sure. Hold on.”

(He proceeds to reach into his pocket and comes up with a wallet.)

Customer: “Wait, wrong one.”

(He puts the wallet back, reaches into another pocket, and comes up with a second wallet.)

Customer: “Nope. That’s not it, either.”

(He puts that wallet back and retrieves yet another wallet.)

Customer: “S***. Give me one more second.”

(The guy then goes through two more wallets before finding the correct one, completing his purchase, and leaving the store as if nothing has happened. I am now looking at the cashier.)

Cashier: *looking at me bug-eyed* “Am I the only one who has no idea what just happened?”

Me: “I have so many questions.”

(Certainly something you don’t see every day!)