“Where’s The Beef?” Has An Obvious Answer

I worked at a cafeteria at my college about thirteen years ago, long before vegan items were very popular. We had several dishes with their names on display.

A girl walked up and pointed at the beef stroganoff.

Girl: “Does this have meat in it?”

Me: “You’re asking if there’s meat in the beef stroganoff?”

Girl: “Yeah! Well, is there or not?”

I was too stunned to do much other than say, “Yes, there’s beef in the beef stroganoff.”