Where “Fast & Furious” Should Have Been Set

My mom has just moved to New Jersey and takes her car to the mechanic because she thinks there is an issue.

Mom: “I think my speedometer is broken. It says I’m going seventy-five but cars are just zooming by me.”

Mechanic: “This is New Jersey, ma’am. Your speedometer’s fine.”

For reference, the highest speed limit in New Jersey is sixty-five mph.