Acquaintance With Benefits

(My husband is in school and I’m working full time so we are seeing much less of each other than we used to.)

Me: “I hate it. I feel like we are acquaintances who occasionally pass each other in the hallway.”

Husband: “We have too much sex for that.”

Me: “Does that mean there is an acceptable amount of sex to have with an acquaintance you occasionally pass in the hall?”