When You’re Not Capable Of Tact(ile)

, , , , | Right | December 10, 2020

I am serving a really obnoxious table of regulars. One woman orders a small carafe of wine. As I am pouring her wine, her husband reaches up and tickles my armpit!

I think I am in complete shock, because instead of actual words, I just let out a cat-like hiss and pull my arm back.

My boss sees the whole thing.

Me: “Don’t ever give me that table again, because I will poison them.”

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