When Your Coworker Is In-Continent

Our breakroom has a TV that is currently playing the news, which is probably not the best idea, but it does produce a few interesting insights about my coworkers:

Coworker: “Man, all this foreign policy bull-s***. There should just be one policy: America first and f*** the rest.”

Me: “I mean… I kinda think it is at the moment.”

Coworker: “We got to look after our own!”

Me: “I agree, but y’know it’s a big world and—”

Coworker: “And I’m tired of people saying America is the stupidest country in the world! Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world!”

Me: “Y’know what? I think I left my sandwich in my car…”