When You Wish You Could Play The Conversation Back To Them

(We only carry one size and flavour of milkshakes.)

Customer: “Can I have a large vanilla shake and two small strawberry shakes?”

Me: “I’m sorry, we only carry chocolate, and it’s just one size.”

Customer: “Fine, one large and two small chocolate shakes.”

Me: “The shakes are only one size. Is that okay?”

Customer: “Yeah, okay, whatever.”

(I prepare the shakes and hand them to the customer.)

Customer: “I asked for a vanilla and two strawberry, and the vanilla was supposed to be large! These are all small and all chocolate!”