When You Wake Up In Weirdo World…
It is a regular weekday. I’m off work and running some errands. My first stop is the pharmacy. The pharmacist is an elderly, very white, very stereotypical German-looking lady.
Pharmacist: “Namasté!”
Next, I’m in the drive-thru of a well-known fast food chain.
Server: “All hail! What doest thou desire, fair lady?”
When I’m grocery shopping…
Cashier: “What’s the scene, jellybean?”
At the gas station:
Cashier: “Ahoy! Pump three?”
And finally, when I get home…
Brother: “So we meet again…” *Creepy laugh* “It is time to d-d-d-d-duel!”