When You No-Clip Into A Retail Position

I’m in the break room. Two coworkers are talking about their weekends.

Coworker #1: “I went to see a movie. The Backrooms.”

Coworker #2: “That’s the name of the movie? The Backrooms?!”

Coworker #1: “Yeah. It’s about this weird alternate dimension full of… well… back rooms… that go on forever.”

Coworker #2: “Oh, so kind of what our customers think our backroom must be like.”

Coworker #1: “Actually… yeah! Except in this one it’s got monsters wandering around and stuff.”

Coworker #2: “Ah, the analogy falls apart. Our monsters all come in through the front…”