When You DON’T Want To Be Faster Than A Speeding Bullet

| Duncan, BC, Canada | Learning | May 25, 2017

(During one of our classes, my friend and I share a table with a few other students. Superman Returns has just come out, and we are arguing about it.)

Friend: “That kid was totally Superman’s son!”

Me: “Nope. Can’t be. In the comics, Superman warns Supergirl about being with humans because we’re too fragile.”

Friend: “But he had powers!”

Me: “Nope. Not his kid. I refuse to believe it.”

Friend: “It has to be!”

Me: “Nope. Humans are too fragile. He—”

Classmate: *slams fist on the table* “WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT KRYPTONITE CONDOMS?!”

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