When They’re Not Pro Pronoun, Part 2

I work at a coffee chain that is by no means perfect but has introduced the option of allowing staff to have their preferred pronouns on their name badge. This does, of course, attract some comments.

Customer: *Squinting at my name badge.* “You’re the only one here with common sense! None of that pronoun crap!”

Me: “Oh, well mine just hasn’t arrived yet. I’m not in any rush though since I don’t get misgendered.”

Customer: “You too?! All this woke pronoun garbage is ruining America! We never had pronouns in America before your generation!”

Before I can respond the next customer says:

Next Customer: “The f****** Constitution of The United States starts with a pronoun!”

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