When They Realize That Water Is A Chemical
Customer: “Can you help me? I’m looking for a shampoo that doesn’t have any chemicals.”
Me: “Do you mean organic shampoo?”
Customer: “No, I’ve been looking at those and they all contain chemicals.”
Me: “Ma’am, all shampoos will contain chemicals. Is there a specific chemical you’re trying to avoid?”
Customer: “All of them. I’m no longer allowing any chemicals to come into contact with my body.”
Me: “Ma’am, pretty much everything is a chemical.”
Customer: “You’re just saying that to try to sell me your store-branded stuff! I don’t want any chemicals! None!”
Me: “Ma’am, the only way I could give you anything that’s chemical-free is if I could sell you a bottle of vacuum, but the bottles are plastic, which are… well, chemicals, so I’m kinda stumped.”
Customer: “I don’t understand what you’re trying to tell me.”
Me: “Ma’am, we don’t sell what you’re looking for.”
Customer: *Huffs.* “No one seems to! There really seems to be a gap in the market for this!”
