When They Learn The Truth, They’re Gonna Have A Meltdown
Customer: “I’ll get the [Combo Burger Meal].”
Me: “What drink with that?”
Customer: “Coke, but no ice.”
Me: “You got it.”
Customer: “I don’t want the calories.”
Me: “From… the ice?”
Customer: “Yeah! Don’t you know, anything solid contains calories!”
