When They Have No Logic, It Takes No Logic To Beat Them

I am browsing at a small family-owned farmer’s market. The owners are kind enough to keep certain essentials in the restrooms for whoever needs them. Free of charge!

Apparently, this is an issue for a man who storms up to the woman at the register.

Customer: *Fuming.* “Is your manager around?”

Manager: “Right here, sir. Is there a problem?”

Customer: “H*** yeah, there’s a problem! You woke hippies put those f****** pads in the men’s room! As if there aren’t enough [Trans slurs] in the world! You shouldn’t be encouraging them!”

Manager: “Sir, before we go any further, I have to ask… What were you doing in the ladies’ room?”

A laugh burst out of me, also a woman, which served to make the customer even more embarrassed.

Customer: *Very subdued.* “Oh. Um… Never mind.”