When They Have No Hang Ups About Saying That Word
Bigotry, Call Center, Creative Solutions, Department Store, Perfect Comebacks, USA | Right
| September 30, 2026
Me: “Thank you for calling [Department Store] customer service; how can I help you?”
Caller: “Oh, finally! Finally, I didn’t get an [n-word] this time! You sound so much nicer than them other girls. I’ve been hanging up every time until I got a nice girl.”
Me: “Oh, my! It must have been exhausting doing all that hanging up. Here, let me be the one to do it this time so that you don’t have to.” *Click.*
That call was the fastest “resolution time” of my entire career!
