When They Claim To Be Non-Denominational But Aren’t

I’m a bank teller.

Me: “Do you have any preference for what denominations I give you this money in?”

Customer #1: “Nope, doesn’t matter!”

I give them their money how ever I see fit.

Customer #1: “I WANTED TENS AND TWENTIES!”

The next customer comes up.

Me: “Do you have any preference for what denominations I give you this money in?”

Customer #2: “No, I don’t care. Anything is fine. But make sure it’s three twenties and four tens exactly.”