When The Price Is The Same As Their IQ
Caller: “Do you have any specials?”
Me: “We have a $5 pizza special.”
Caller: “Oh, how much is the $5 dollar special?”
Me: “That’s… $5.”
Caller: “You sure?”
Me: “Pretty sure.”
Caller: “Okay. I’ll call back.”
They hung up. A minute later the phone rings:
Caller: “How much is the $5 dollar special?”
Me: “Still $5.”
Caller: “How did you know it was me calling back?”
Me: “Lucky guess.”
They ordered chicken wings.
