When The Munchies Hit, The Dominoes Start To Fall…
It is 2012. A customer comes in around 1 AM smelling of a… plant-based substance.
Customer: “Yo, you guys got any pizzas?”
Me: “Sir, this is Domino’s.”
Customer: “Yeah, but you used to be called Domino’s Pizza.”
Me: “We still sell pizzas.”
Customer: “Just wondering if you just sold dominoes now…”
Me: “Nope, still just the pizzas.”
Customer: “Does anyone ever actually buy the dominoes?”
Me: “We’ve never sold dominoes. We only sell pizzas.”
Customer: “No s***! For real?”
Me: “For real.”
Customer: “My mind is like… blown, man.”
Me: “So, what pizza did you want?”
Customer: “It’s cool, dawg. I actually want chicken wings.”
Me: “We sell those too.”
Customer: “Are you f****** serious?! You got rid of the dominoes, and you replaced it with chicken!”
Me: “No, we never had… you know what, yup. We did that. We realized people will buy more chicken than… uh… dominoes.”
Customer: “This is like the best day ever, dawg…”
