When The Couponator Became Self-Aware

I am checking out at a grocery store. The cashier has been polite and professional.

Cashier: “Do you have any coupons today, ma’am?”

Me: *With a big smile* “Yes, ma’am, I have a bunch sitting on my kitchen counter, where they will do me the most good. But thank you for asking! Hopefully, I’ll remember them next time!”

There was a brief pause before we both burst out laughing.

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