When The Cat’s Away The Pranks Come Out To Play
(It’s a very slow day so I decide to take one of our cats out of her cage and hold her. She’s slung herself over my shoulder when a guy walks in.)
Me: “Hello. Is there anything I can help you with today?”
Customer: *staring at the cat* “Holy s***! Is that thing real?”
Me: *sarcastically* “Nope. It’s a new animatronic model from Google. We’re testing them in stores to eventually give people an option for a pet without the mess!”
Customer: “That’s so awesome! I have to tell my friends!”
(He ran out the store before I could tell him I was joking.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
