When Tea Can Be Extra Hot

(My husband’s name starts with T. There is a saying, “She just wants the D,” meaning a woman is interested in certain male attention. We are lying in bed and my husband starts rubbing up against me. He asks if I have any plans to get up and I respond jokingly:)

Me: “I just want the T.”

(My husband stops what he is doing.)

Husband: “Oh.”

(A moment later he gets out of bed.)

Me: “Where are you going?

Husband: “You wanted tea.”